Tuesday, August 30, 2005

For a low, low cost, you too can be a millionaire playboy

All I can say about this is, wow.

Rent Your Bank Deposits!

I'm no lawyer yet, but I'm fairly certain that this form of business could be classified under "slightly illegal," akin to the original wizzinator. In short, you're enabling people to lie to authorities to circumvent the rules.

Friday, August 26, 2005

If this is a consular ship, then where is the ambassador?

He's right here, having lunch with me today. Well, the Argentinian ambassador was, anyway. His name is Jose Octavio Bordon, and he joined our crew to talk about Argentina's relationship with the IMF and give a TV interview.

Because of his heavy accent, as well as the fact that he mostly talked about topics that I don't usually cover, I didn't follow a lot of what he said. There was one moment though when he did get animated when the conversation turned to Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez. The question was something along the lines of, "Even though you have a financial relationship with Venezuela, do you think people really consider Chavez dangerous?"

His response?

"Only if you're a public American bishop."

Aside from that, lunch of prime rib, mashed potatoes, carrots, and cheese cake for dessert was fabulous.

Monsters, Inc.

Anyone seen this ad yet? You will also be happy to know that, at today's average gas price of $2.64 per gallon, it only costs about $60 to tank up.

DETROIT, Aug. 25 /PRNewswire/ -- In its continuing mission to offer advertising creative that is "Like Nothing Else," HUMMER this week debuts two new TV spots which take an unusual approach to automotive advertising. The TV spots are titled "Monsters" and "Bears."

"Monsters" was created in the genre of a monster movie with a twist. In the spot, two giant creatures, one a monster and the other a robot, are moving through a cityscape. The two confront each other, but instead of fighting they fall in love. After their eyes meet, they walk off hand-in-hand and gaze up at the moon on a starry night. But then the unthinkable happens -- the female monster becomes pregnant and gives birth to a "Little Monster," a red H3, HUMMER's new midsize SUV. "Monsters" is set to the tune "Love is Strange" by Everything But The Girl.

Allrightythen...

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Early Law School Observations

When you are prepared for class, law school class can be a ton of fun.

When you are unprepared, it's a nightmare and you feel like an idiot.

Two out of four of my classes so far have been lots of fun...

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

"Faith is, at one and the same time, absolutely necessary and altogether impossible."

- Stanislaw Lem

Monday, August 22, 2005

Staggering

This is quite possibly the most discombobulating image that I have seen in a long time.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/ohnotheydidnt/3169408.html

It forces you reconsider everything you once thought of as solid foundation, like the idea that the earth was flat or that George Michael was straight.

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

So This is Law School

Well, not yet, really. My orientation for law school began last night, while classes start next week. When I tell people that I'm beginning an evening law program while simultaneously working my 55 hour a week job (not bad, really) while being married and raising a 9 month old, I get one of two responses - "You're nuts," and "You're crazy."

Maybe so.

Yet here it is, and I am on the doorstep. My wife did her graduate work just a few years after finishing college, so she still had a classroom mentality when she continued her education. For me? I felt like I was in a time warp. I felt myself reverting to the shy, introverted, low self-esteem guy I was back in college. And in our opening discussion on the basics of law, being called upon to answer a question was like being doused with ice cold water. That's when I knew that my dream of attending law school that dated back to a Business Law class in college had finally come to fruition, and ready or not, here it was.

This is real. It's game time. Let's get started.

Monday, August 15, 2005

The Power of the Lens

Linked below are the results from the Washington Post's annual photography competition. The one that impacts me the most is the one with the Filipino woman and her sleeping children.

Washington Post Shooting Stars

Thursday, August 11, 2005

NFL 2004, Revisited

I love football. Football, football, football. Here it goes down. Down in my belly. Mmmmm.

To celebrate the advent of the impending season, I thought about my five favorite subplots from last year.

1. Post AFC Championship after the Patriots had yet again dismissed the Colts, Boomer Esiason, Greg Gumbel, and Dan Marino are sitting around talking about Peyton Manning's failure to win against the Pats (yet again). Then out of the blue, Boomer straps on a set and says that maybe Peyton is this generation's version of Dan Marino - i.e. piles up the big stats during the regular season but can never win when it matters. This of course is said with Marino sitting to Gumbel's right, while Esiason is sitting to Greg's left. The tension, shall we say, was palpable. Marino got the most pissed off/screwed up look on his face, mumbled something about how he at least played in a Superbowl, and then did all he could to not show off his quick release-cross hook to Boomer's gargantuan melon-head. Truly riveting stuff.

2. In Terrell Owens' inaugeral season with Philly, when he was still T.O. the Good, they played against Dallas on Monday Night Football. Three different times, he made me laugh. The first was when, after his first TD, he ran to the little Dallas star in the end zone, stood on it, and spread his arms wide, poking fun at himself from when he did the same thing a few years ago on the big star at mid-field, causing all sorts of vitriol. The second was when he and McNabb poked fun at the media's overreaction to their 'argument' during the preceeding week, only this time it was McNabb following Owens around while they had a faux-argument, trying to make up. Great acting all around. The third was when T.O. came up to McNabb at the end of the game and gave him the "come on and give me a hug!" act.

3. Ron Mexico. No explanation needed.

4. Bill Blelichick's wintertime wardrobe. If you didn't catch it, it consisted of khakis, a blue Patriots sweatshirt, and a Patriots headband that kicked his whispy hair all over the place like he was in a 1980's boy band. Yes, he's a genius, but some time with Carson Kressler might be...well, it might be wildly entertaining.

5. Baltimore Ravens' Ray Lewis slowly turning into some cross between an aging Mike Singletery, Confucious, and the fairy godmother. Somehow he has become the voice of reason and empathy for all football players who have experienced trouble in the NFL. Also forgotten/unadmitted is that, not only is he no longer the best middle linebacker in the game, he's not even the best defensive player on his own team (hello, Ed Reed).

I am so ready for some football.

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

What's that, honey?

At last, we may be onto something here...

Men have trouble hearing women

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Redskins Training Camp

I had the opportunity to visit my first ever NFL training camp. I found out that the Redskins' training camp was held right down the road from my home, so I packed up wife and baby and headed for DannyWorld. Here are five observations:

1. The NFL is the most corporate of all the major sports, so it is refreshing to see something that is so informal. There were security checks but they were minimal. For the most part, people could walk around wherever they wanted (except the field).

2. The training camp appears to be both organized and casual. During the two hours that it was open to the public, players were going about very regimented drills but at a leisurely pace. First the offense and defense were separate, and then further broken down into RB's/QB-WR's-O-line and D-line/defensive backfield, respectively. Later the squads came together for orchestrated drills, and the practice concluded with a two-minute drill.

3. Since the majority of cuts haven't taken place yet, there were a lot of players whom with which I was unfamiliar. I did recognize lineman Jon Jansen and RB Clinton Portis up close. The rest, however, were far away on the fields. The size of the players is interesting in that, since we most ly watch the game on TV, we have no real idea of how big they are. Essentially, it comes down to this - the linemen are huge, and everyone else pretty much looks like a normal guy. The DB's are all under 6'.

4. A word on the crowds. Down on the field we could see a row of women with their children- these were some of the players' wives. If I may make a crass observation, it appears as if football players' wives are typically girls with whom they hooked up in college at a frat party and later married. NBA players' wives, on the other hand, appear to typically be girls with whom the players picked up at Scores or Mons Venus. The rest of the audience was very respectful. There were lots of kids running around clamoring for autographs. I was a little unsettled however in witnessing 7 year olds wearing $200 cell phones on their belts and one 5 year old sporting a Carmelo Anthony Oak Hill Academy throwback. I try not to judge, but...dang.

5. The thing that impressed me the most? Watching QB's launch 50 yard deep-out patterns like it was nothing. To me, it's the equivalent of watching guys dunk. There are maybe 5 guys on the team that can make that kind of throw, or less than 10%. At the pro level, usually at least nine out of the 12 (75%) can throw it down. I personally cannot throw a football 10 yards. So it was quite magnificent, beautiful, really, to watch the QB's firing passes all over the place.

And as for this year's Redskin starting QB? I'd give it to Ramsey. The new young stud Jason Campbell has a live arm but is raw and erratic. Sadly, Mark Brunell is D-O-N-E. He's got no juice left. The last guy, l0 and behold, was Richmond's very own Bryson Spinner. All I can say is that I hope he likes living in Europe.

post script: I am no fan of the Redskins, primarily because of their owner Dan Snyder. I've also noticed that the venom that ESPN writer Len Pasquarelli has for Snyder is palpable, and this article will be the first of at least 4-5 this year where he trashes the 'Skins.

Pasquarelli bashes 'Skins (again)

Thursday, August 04, 2005

A Foolish Consistency

Janet Jackson.

Carlos Boozer.

Rafael Palmeiro.

What common thing are these three people bound by?

1. They did something wrong.
2. They lied to cover it up.

The outcome to each is the same. The cover up has proven in each to be so lame, so pitiful, so illogical, that not only are they guilty of the initial act, but the cover up itself is probably even more eggregious. Sometimes what we think happened is actually what happened. If these three had simply admitted guilt, asked forgiveness, and moved forward, I think things would be a lot different for their respective careers. For whatever reason, they convinced themselves that admitting the truth would have far greater damage for their credibility and careers than if they promoted preposterous lies and expected/hoped that the public would fall for it. They are wrong.